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<i>♪♪ [ Drums, Piano: Fox Fanfare, Rock]</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Intro, Slow Tempo]</i>

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<i>♪</i> Michael Rennie <i>was ill ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The</i> day <i>the Earth</i> stood still <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he told us</i> where <i>we stand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And Flash Gordon was there ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> In <i>silver underwear;</i>

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<i>♪</i> Claude Rains <i>was the Invisible</i> Man <i>♪</i>

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♪ Then somethin' went wrong ♪

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<i>♪ For Fay</i> Wray and King <i>Kong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They got</i> caught <i>in</i> a <i>celluloid jam ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then at</i> a <i>deadly</i> pace <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ It came from outer</i> space <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ And this</i> is <i>how the message ran ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Science fiction ♪</i>

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<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will build a creature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See androids fighting ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Brad and Janety</i>

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<i>♪ Anne Francis stars in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>j</i> Forbidden Planet}

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<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the late-night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picture show;</i>

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<i>♪</i> I <i>knew Leo G. Carroll ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was over</i> a barrel <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ When Tarantula took</i> to <i>the</i> hills <i>♪</i>

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♪ And I really got hot;

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<i>♪</i> When I <i>saw Janette</i> Scott;

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<i>♪ Fight</i> a <i>triffid
that spits poison and</i> kills <i>♪</i>

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♪ Dana Andrews said prunes ♪

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<i>♪</i> Gave him <i>the runes ♪</i>

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♪ And passing them used lots of skills ♪

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<i>♪ But</i> when <i>worlds collide ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> Said George <i>Pal to his bride ♪</i>

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♪ I'm gonna give you ♪

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<i>♪ Some terrible</i> thrills <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a;</i>

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<i>♪ Science fiction ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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jD/ZX/

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will build a creature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See androids fighting ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Brad and Janety</i>

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<i>♪ Anne Francis stars in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>j</i> Forbidden Planet}

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<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the late-night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picture show;</i>

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<i>♪ I wanna g0 ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the late-nighty</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picture show;</i>

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<i>♪ By RKO;</i>

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<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the late-nighty</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picture show;</i>

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<i>♪ In the back row;</i>

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<i>♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the late-nighty</i>

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<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picture ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Show f,”</i>

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<i>♪♪ [ Organ: “Wedding March”]</i>

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<i>[ Bells Ringing]</i>

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[ Photographer]
Here they come.

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[ Guests Shouting, Cheering ]

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[All Laughing, Chattering ]

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[ Movie Camera Whirring ]

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<i>[ Photographer] I 'd like the
parents and the grandparents.</i>

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Yes, all the close family.

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<i>Smile! Hold that. Beautiful!</i>

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And... click!

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[ Cheering, Laughing]

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<i>[Applause Continues]</i>

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Hey, Ralph. Congratulations.

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[ Guests Chattering ]

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[ Photographer]
Congratulations.

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Bye-bye. See you.
Congratulations.

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Well, I guess
we really did it, huh?

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I don't think there's any
doubt about that.

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You and Betty have been almost inseparable
since you met in Dr. Scotfs refresher courses.

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To tell you the truth, Brad, that was the
only reason I showed up in the first place.

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[ Chuckles ] [Laughs] I mean-

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Okay, you guys, this is it!
You ready?

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[Women Clamoring ] Looks like
Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

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Ready?
Okay, here it comes!

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Isqueann
<i>I</i> Qot it! g 1

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I got it!
Hey, big fella.

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<i>[</i> Car Horn <i>Hanks ]</i> Looks like it
could be your turn next, hey?

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Who knows?

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So long. See you, Brad.

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<i>[ Ralph]
We'd better get going now, Betty.</i>

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<i>Come on, hop in.</i>

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Good-bye, Betty!
Bye! Bye!

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[ Guests Shouting, Chattering ]

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See you, Brad.

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[ Guests Shouting Good-byes ]

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[ Shouting, Cheering ]

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<i>[ Woman ]
Bye, Betty!</i>

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Oh, Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

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Oh, I can't believe it. An hour ago,
she was plain old Betty Munroe.

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And now-
Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

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[Sighs]

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Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy.
Yes.

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[Woman ]
Oh, I always cry at weddings.

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Uh, everyone knows that Betty's
a wonderful little cook. Yes.

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<i>[ Crows Cawing]</i>

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Why, Ralph himself- he'll be in line
for a promotion in a year or two.

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Yes.

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Hey, Janet.
Yes, Brad?

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I've got something to say.

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Uh-huh?

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♪ I really loved the-J

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<i>[ Thunder Rumbles ]</i>

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<i>♪ Skillful</i> way;

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<i>♪ You beat the other</i> girls <i>♪</i>

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♪ To the bride's bouquet;

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Oh. Oh, Brad.

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<i>[ Thunder Continues]</i>

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- ♪ The river was deep, but I swam it ♪
- [American Gothic Couple ] J~Janet ♪

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♪ The future is ours so
let's plan it; <i>j</i> Janet,»

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<i>♪</i> So <i>please don't tell
me to can it ♪ ♪ Janet ♪</i>

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♪ I've one thing to say
and that's dammit, Janet ♪

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<i>♪</i> I <i>love you ♪</i>

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J The road was long but
I ran itJ J Janet J

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- ♪ There's a fire in my heart
and you fan it ♪ - ♪ <i>Janeij</i>

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<i>♪ If there's one fool for
you then</i> I <i>am it; ♪ Janet ♪</i>

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♪ I've one thing to say
and that's dammit, Janet ♪

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<i>♪</i> I <i>love you ♪</i>

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[Sighs]
Whoo!

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♪ Here's the ring to prove
that I'm no joker)

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[Ga
on: SD31

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<i>♪ There's three ways that love</i>
can grow <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's good, bad ♪</i>
[ <i>Giggles</i> ]

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<i>♪ Or mediocre ♪
Oh.</i>

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<i>♪ on, J-A-N-E-T ♪</i>

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Oh!

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J Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe
had J [Others ] J Oh, Brad J

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<i>♪ Now we're engaged and I'm</i>
so glad <i>♪ ♪ Oh,</i> Brad <i>♪</i>

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- ♪ That you met Morn and you
know Dad ♪ - ♪ Oh, <i>Brad,»</i>

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♪ I've one thing to say
and that's, Brad, I'm mad ♪

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<i>♪ For you too ♪</i>

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♪ Oh, Brad J"

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<i>♪ Oh, dammit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm mad A'</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, Janet ♪</i>

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♪ For you ♪

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<i>♪</i> I <i>love you too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's one</i> thing <i>left</i> to <i>do
Ah-ooh ♪</i>

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♪ And that's go see the man who
began it; [ Others 1; Janet ♪

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J When we met in his science
exam, it J J Janet J

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♪ Made me give you the eye
and then panic; ♪ Janet;

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♪ Now I've one thing to say
and that's dammit, Janet;

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<i>♪</i> I <i>love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dammit, Janet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, Brad, I'm mad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dammit, Janet ♪</i>

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[together]
♪ <i>I</i> love you ♪

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I would like, if I may,

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to take you on a strange journey.

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It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

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when Brad Majors
and his fiancée, Janet Weiss-

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two young, ordinary, healthy kids-

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left Denton
that late November evening...

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to visit a Dr. Everett Scott,

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ex-tutor and now friend
to both of them.

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It's true there were
dark storm clouds-

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heavy, black and pendulous-

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toward which they were driving.

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It's true, also, that the spare tire
they were carrying...

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was badly in need of some air.

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But they, being normal kids
and on a night out,

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well, they were not going to let a storm
spoil the events of their evening.

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On a night out.

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It was a night out
they were going to remember...

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for a very long time.

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<i>[ Thunderclap]</i>

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<i>[ Richard Nixon On Radio ]</i> I <i>ha ve ne
ver been</i> a <i>quifler. ♪♪</i> [ <i>Humming</i> ]

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<i>To leave office before my term
is completed...</i>

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<i>is abhorrent
to every instinct in my body.</i>

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<i>But as president,</i>

196
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<i>I must put the interests
of America first.</i>

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<i>America needs
a full-time president...</i>

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<i>and a full-time Congress,</i>

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- <i>particu/ar/J/ at this ti/ne with
the prob/ems-</i> - [ <i>Motor</i> Revving ]

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Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist
that's passed us.

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They sure do take their lives in their hands,
what with the weather and all.

202
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Yes, Janet.
Life's pretty cheap to that type.

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<i>...would almost totally absorb
the time and attention...</i>

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<i>of both the president
and the Congress-</i>

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What's the matter, Brad, darling?

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Hmm. We must have taken
the wrong fork a few miles back.

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[Janet] Oh. But then where did
that motorcyclist come from?

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Hmm. Well, I guess
we'll just have to turn back.

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...to continue to fight through the
months ahead for my- <i>[ Tire</i> B/o I/VS <i>]</i>

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What was that bang?

211
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We must have a blowout.

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Dammit! I knew I should've
gotten that spare tire fixed.

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<i>You just' sla y here and keep
Warm, and</i> I'll <i>g0 for help.</i>

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Where will you go?
We're in the middle of nowhere.

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<i>...the great issues of peace abroad
and prosperity Without inflation at home.</i>

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Didn't we pass a castle
back down the road a few miles?

217
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<i>[ Nixon]
...I shall resign-</i>

218
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<i>Maybe the y have e telephone I
could use- I'm</i> going <i>with</i> you.

219
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Oh, no, darling, there's no sense
in both of us getting wet.

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I'm coming with you.
[ Seat Belt Alarm Beeps ]

221
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,949
[Sighs]

222
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,369
Besides, darling, the owner of that phone
might be a beautiful woman,

223
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,955
and you might never
come back again.

224
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,041
[ Chuckles ]

225
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,089
[Hollow Thud]

226
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,601
<i>[ Thunder Rumbling]</i>

227
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,402
<i>[ Thunderclap]</i>

228
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,043
<i>♪</i> In <i>the velvet darkness ♪</i>

229
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,545
<i>♪ Of the blackest</i> night <i>♪</i>

230
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:43,216
♪ Burning bright ♪

231
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:48,513
♪ There's a guiding star;

232
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,725
♪ No matter what ♪
[ Thunderclap ]

233
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,770
JON“

234
00:14:55,853 --> 00:15:01,150
♪ Who you are ♪

235
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,488
[ Together]
♪ There's a light;

236
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,742
<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Over at the Frankenstein place ♪</i>

237
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:16,582
<i>♪ There's</i> a <i>light;</i>

238
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,878
<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Burning in the fireplace ♪</i>

239
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:24,340
<i>♪ There's</i> a <i>light;</i>

240
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:30,263
♪ Light in the darkness ♪

241
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:35,852
<i>♪ Of everybody's life ♪</i>

242
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:49,323
<i>♪ The darkness must go ♪</i>

243
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,285
<i>♪ Down the fiver ♪</i>

244
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:57,123
<i>♪ Of nights dreaming ♪</i>

245
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,793
<i>♪ Flow morphia slow;</i>

246
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,296
<i>♪ Let the sun ♪</i>

247
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,299
<i>♪ And light come streaming ♪</i>

248
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:11,888
<i>♪ Into my life ♪</i>

249
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:20,188
<i>♪ Into my life ♪</i>

250
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:24,817
<i>♪ There's</i> a <i>light;</i>

251
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,654
<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Over at the Frankenstein place ♪</i>

252
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:35,286
<i>♪ There's a light;</i>

253
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,415
<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Burning in the fireplace ♪</i>

254
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,585
<i>♪ There's a light;</i>

255
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,838
<i>♪ A light)</i>

256
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,759
<i>♪</i> In <i>the darkness ♪</i>

257
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:57,767
♪ Of everybody's life ♪♪

258
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,564
<i>And so,</i>

259
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:08,653
it seemed that fortune
had smiled on Brad and Janet...

260
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,573
and that they had found the assistance
that their plight required.

261
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,035
Or had they?

262
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,454
<i>[ Thunderclap]</i>

263
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,374
Brad, let's go back.
I'm cold and I'm frightened.

264
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,459
Just a moment, Janet.
They may have a phone.

265
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,465
[ Doorbell Clangs]

266
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177
<i>[ Lock Turns]</i>

267
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,681
<i>[ People Laughing, Shouting, Muffled ]</i>

268
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,267
[ Door Creaking ]

269
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,439
Hello.

270
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

271
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,447
This is my fiancée,
Janet Weiss.

272
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:58,035
<i>I wonder if you might help us. You see, our
car broke down a few miles up the road.</i>

273
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,037
Do you have a phone
we might use?

274
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,165
You're wet.

275
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:10,006
Yes, it's raining.
Yes.

276
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,301
Yes.

277
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,386
<i>[ Thunderclap]</i>

278
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:22,184
<i>I think, perhaps,
you better both come inside.</i>

279
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,523
You're too kind.

280
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,987
<i>♪♪ [ Rock And Roll]
[ People Laughing, Shouting]</i>

281
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,785
<i>♪♪ [ Continues]</i>

282
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,625
Brad, I'm frightened.
What kind of a place is this?

283
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,586
Oh, it's probably some kind of
hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

284
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,588
Oh.
[ Door Slams]

285
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,053
This way.

286
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,138
<i>[ Laughing, Shouting Continue]</i>

287
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,768
Are you having a party?

288
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,731
You've arrived
on a rather special night.

289
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,485
It's one of the mastefls affairs.
Oh.

290
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,654
Lucky him.
You're lucky.

291
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,824
He's lucky. I'm lucky.
We're all lucky!

292
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,242
[ Laughing Loudly]

293
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,829
<i>[ Clock Chiming]</i>

294
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,753
<i>♪♪ [ Downbeat]</i>

295
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,175
<i>♪ it's astounding ♪</i>

296
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,552
<i>♪</i> Time <i>is fleeting ♪</i>

297
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,890
<i>♪ Madness</i> takes <i>its toll ♪</i>

298
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,725
[Laughs]

299
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,894
<i>♪ But listen closely;</i>

300
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,730
<i>♪ Not for very much longer)</i>

301
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:55,403
<i>♪ I've got to keep control ♪</i>

302
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,197
<i>♪</i> I remember;

303
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,534
<i>♪ Doing the time</i> warp <i>♪</i>

304
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,913
♪ Drinking those moments when ♪

305
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,499
<i>♪ The</i> blackness would <i>hit</i> me <i>♪</i>

306
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,294
[ Together]
♪ And the void would be calling ♪

307
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:16,340
<i>♪ Let's do the time warp again ♪</i>

308
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:22,221
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

309
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,350
[ Speaking Lyrics ]
♪ it's just a jump to the left ♪

310
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,771
<i>♪ And a step to the fight ♪</i>

311
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,356
♪ With your hands on your hips ♪

312
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,360
♪ You bring your knees in tight;

313
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,988
♪ But it's the pelvic thrust ♪

314
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,408
<i>♪ That</i> really <i>drives you insane ♪</i>

315
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:46,328
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

316
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,330
[Sighs]

317
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,543
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

318
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,337
<i>♪ it's</i> so <i>dreamy;</i>

319
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,424
<i>♪ Oh, fantasy free me ♪</i>

320
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,509
<i>♪ So you</i> can't see <i>me ♪</i>

321
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,220
<i>♪ No, not at all ♪</i>

322
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,098
<i>♪</i> In <i>another dimension ♪</i>

323
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,101
♪ With voyeuristic intention ♪

324
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,104
<i>♪</i> Well <i>secluded ♪</i>

325
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,106
<i>♪</i> I see all;

326
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,734
<i>♪</i> With a <i>bit of</i> a <i>mind flip)</i>

327
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,237
♪ You're into the time slip ♪ Ah!

328
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:24,700
<i>♪ And nothing</i>
can <i>ever be the</i> same <i>♪</i>

329
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,411
<i>♪ You're spaced out on sensation ♪</i>

330
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:31,207
♪ Like you're under sedation ♪

331
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:36,420
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

332
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:41,592
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

333
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,303
<i>♪</i> Well, I <i>was walking down the street
just</i> having a <i>think;</i>

334
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,056
<i>♪</i> When a snake <i>of</i> a guy
gave <i>me</i> an <i>evil wink;</i>

335
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,475
<i>♪ He shook-a me</i> up
<i>He took me</i> by <i>surprise ♪</i>

336
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,478
<i>♪ He had</i> a <i>pickup</i> truck
and <i>the devil's</i> eyes <i>♪</i>

337
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,147
<i>♪ He stared at me</i>
and I <i>felt</i> a change <i>♪</i>

338
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,483
♪ Time meant nothing
Never would again ♪

339
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:02,071
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

340
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,326
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

341
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,245
<i>♪ it's just</i> a <i>jump</i> to <i>the left;</i>

342
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,666
<i>♪ And then a step to the fight ♪</i>

343
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,335
♪ With your hands on your hips ♪

344
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,129
♪ You bring your knees in tight;

345
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,757
♪ But it's the pelvic thrust ♪

346
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,511
<i>♪ That</i> really <i>drives you insane ♪</i>

347
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:30,975
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

348
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:35,521
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

349
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,523
[Columbia Squeals]

350
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,609
<i>♪♪</i> [ Rhyth -
<i>Ah!</i>

351
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,862
Oh! Whoa!

352
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,325
Yeow!

353
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,664
[Means]

354
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,960
[All ]
♪ Let's do the time warp again ♪

355
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:02,965
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪</i>

356
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,967
<i>♪ it's just</i> a <i>jump</i> to <i>the left;</i>

357
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,555
<i>♪ And then a step t0 the right,»</i>

358
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,266
♪ With your hands on your hips ♪

359
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,268
<i>♪ Bring your knees in tight;</i>

360
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,937
♪ But it's the pelvic thrust ♪

361
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:21,108
<i>♪ That</i> really <i>drives you insane ♪</i>

362
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:26,572
<i>♪ Let's do the time warp again ♪</i>

363
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:31,035
<i>♪ Let's do the time</i> warp again <i>♪♪</i>

364
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,413
<i>♪♪ [ Slows Down]</i>

365
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,625
<i>♪♪ [ Drum Beats, Piano Tinkles]</i>

366
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,254
<i>JV [Ends]</i>

367
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,256
[Whispering ]
Say something.

368
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,384
Say!

369
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,929
Do any of you guys know how to Madison?
[ Groans]

370
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:53,390
Huh? [AH Murmuring]
Huh?

371
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,852
Brad, please,
let's get out of here.

372
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,146
For God's sake,
keep a grip on yourself, Janet.

373
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,942
- <i>Bu! it' seems so unhea/fh y here.</i>
- <i>It's just</i> a <i>party, Janet.</i>

374
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:06,487
Well, I want to go. Well, we can't
go anywhere till I get to a phone.

375
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,698
<i>- Then ask the butler or someone.
- Just' a moment', Janet.</i>

376
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,284
We don't want to interfere
with their celebrations.

377
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,620
This isn't the Junior
Chamber of Commerce, Brad.

378
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,123
They're probably foreigners
with ways different than our own.

379
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,459
They may do some more...
folk dancing.

380
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,461
[ Chortling, Snickering ]

381
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,089
Look, I'm cold, I'm wet
and I'm just plain scared!

382
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,300
<i>I'm here.
There's nothing to worry about.</i>

383
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,219
<i>[ Guest' ] Oh, my.</i> [ <i>Screams</i> ]

384
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,224
♪ How do you do, I;

385
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,559
<i>♪</i> See <i>you've met my ♪</i>

386
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,771
<i>♪ Faithful</i> handyman <i>♪</i>

387
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:44,483
<i>♪ He's just</i> a little brought <i>down
because ♪</i>

388
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,735
<i>♪ When you knocked ♪</i>

389
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,154
♪ He thought you were
the candy man ♪

390
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,534
♪ Don't get strung out;

391
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,703
<i>♪ By the</i> way I <i>look;</i>

392
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:59,206
♪ Don't judge a book by its cover;

393
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,001
<i>♪ I'm not much of a man;</i>

394
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,919
♪ By the light of day;

395
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:08,007
♪ But by night
I'm one hell of a lover;

396
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:11,301
<i>♪ I'm just</i> a sweet <i>transvestite ♪</i>

397
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,181
<i>♪ From Transsexual ♪</i>

398
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,351
<i>♪ Transylvania ♪</i>

399
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,520
<i>Ah, ha, ha!</i>

400
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,981
♪ Let me show you around ♪

401
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,109
♪ Maybe play you a sound ♪

402
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,654
<i>♪ You look</i> like <i>you're both
pretty groovy ♪</i>

403
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:33,866
<i>♪ Or if you want something visual ♪</i>

404
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,201
<i>♪ That's not too</i> abysmal <i>♪</i>

405
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:39,621
<i>♪ We could</i> take <i>in</i> an <i>old</i>
Steve Reeves movie <i>♪</i>

406
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,043
<i>♪ I'm</i> glad <i>we
caught you at home ♪</i>

407
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,628
<i>♪ Could we use your</i> phone <i>♪</i>

408
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,173
♪ We're both in a bit of a hurry;
Right.

409
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,216
<i>♪</i> We'll <i>just say</i> where <i>we are ♪</i>

410
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,676
<i>♪ Then go back to the car;</i>

411
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,762
A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter.

412
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:58,015
♪ We don't want to be any worry ♪
[Speaking Foreign Language]

413
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,933
<i>♪</i> Well, <i>you got</i> caught <i>with</i> a <i>flat;</i>

414
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:03,270
<i>♪</i> Well, <i>how</i> about <i>thaw</i>

415
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:07,024
♪ Well, babies, don't you panic;

416
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,568
♪ By the light of the night)

417
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,112
<i>♪</i> it'll <i>all seem</i> all <i>right;</i>

418
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,824
<i>♪ I'll get you a satanic</i> mechanic;

419
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,203
<i>♪ I'm just</i> a sweet <i>transvestite ♪</i>

420
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,916
<i>♪ From Transsexual ♪</i>

421
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,294
<i>♪ Transylvania ♪</i>

422
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,588
Ah, ha!

423
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,673
♪ Why don't you stay for the night;

424
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,259
<i>♪ Night;
♪ Or</i> maybe a <i>bite ♪</i>

425
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,469
<i>♪ Bite ♪</i>

426
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,806
♪ I could show you
my favorite obsession ♪

427
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,559
<i>♪ I've been making a man ♪</i>

428
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,937
♪ With blond hair and a tan ♪

429
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,189
<i>♪ And he's good for relieving my ♪</i>

430
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,440
<i>♪ Tension ♪</i>

431
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,693
<i>♪ I'm just</i> a sweet <i>transvestite ♪</i>

432
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,698
<i>♪ From Transsexual ♪</i>

433
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,785
<i>♪ Transylvania ♪</i>

434
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,579
Ah, ha!
Hit it! Hit it!

435
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:05,082
<i>♪ I'm just</i> a sweet <i>transvestite ♪</i>

436
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,042
<i>♪ Sweet transvestite ♪</i>

437
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,337
<i>♪ From Transsexual ♪</i>

438
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:14,007
[All ]
♪ Transylvania ♪

439
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,135
Ah, ha!

440
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,972
<i>♪ So</i> come up to <i>the</i> lab <i>♪</i>

441
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,851
<i>♪ And see what's on the slab ♪</i>

442
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,646
♪ I see you shiver with antici- ♪

443
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,400
<i>♪ --.Patton ♪</i>

444
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,696
<i>♪ But maybe the ram ♪</i>

445
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,365
<i>♪</i> ls really <i>to</i> blame <i>♪</i>

446
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,201
<i>♪ So I'll remove the cause ♪</i>

447
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,371
[Chuckling]

448
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,040
<i>♪ But not the symptom ♪♪</i>

449
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,964
[ Guests Exclaiming, Chattering ]

450
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,966
<i>[ Man ]
Wonderful!</i>

451
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:58,468
[ Guests Chattering ]

452
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,597
Thank you.

453
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:07,352
Thank you very much.

454
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,396
[Sighs]
on! on!

455
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,898
Oh! Brad!

456
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,401
It's all right, Janet. We'll play along for now
and pull out the aces when the time's right.

457
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,527
Oh. Oh!

458
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:20,449
Oh. Slowly, slowly.
It's too nice a job to rush.

459
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:25,662
- Hi. My name's Brad Majors, and this is
my fiancée, Janet Weiss. - [ Murmurs ]

460
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,834
Uh, you are-

461
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:34,588
You're very lucky to be invited
up to Frank's laboratory.

462
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:38,383
Some people would give
their right arm for the privilege.

463
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,719
People like you maybe?
Hah!

464
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,388
I've seen it.
Oh!

465
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,975
[ Magenta ] Uh-huh.
<i>[ Clock</i> Chi/hing <i>]</i>

466
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,187
<i>[ Magenta ] Come along. The master
doesn't like to be kept waiting.</i>

467
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,315
<i>Shift it!</i>

468
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,986
<i>[ Bottle Shatters]</i>

469
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,124
[Janet] Is he, um- Frank, I mean.
Is he your husband?

470
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,918
[ Magenta Laughs]

471
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,588
The master is not yet married.
Nor do I think he ever will be.

472
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:19,341
We are simply his servants.
Oh.

473
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,471
[ Frank]
Magenta.

474
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,598
Columbia.

475
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,684
Go and assist Riff Raff.

476
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:17,733
I will entertain, um-
[ Chuckles ]

477
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,863
Brad Majors.
This is my fiancée, Janet Vice.

478
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,157
Weiss. Weiss. [ Clears Throat ]

479
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,953
Mmm! Enchanfé.
[ Giggles ]

480
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,622
Well, how nice.

481
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:36,001
And what charming underclothes you
both have. <i>[</i> Guests Cho/T/e <i>]</i>

482
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,671
But here, put these on.

483
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,300
They'll make you feel
less, uh, vulnerable.

484
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,843
[Chuckling]

485
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,179
<i>It's not often
we receive visitors here,</i>

486
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:50,349
let alone offer them hospitality.

487
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:55,062
Hospitality? All we wanted to do
was to use your telephone. Goddamn it!

488
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,564
A reasonable request
which you've chosen to ignore!

489
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,275
Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Ungrateful?

490
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,363
How forceful you are, Brad.

491
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:08,784
Such a perfect specimen
of manhood- so dominant.

492
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,786
<i>[ Guests Exclaim, Giggle]</i>

493
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,165
You must be awfully
proud of him, Janet.

494
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,959
Well, yes, I am.

495
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,586
[ Both Chuckling ]

496
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,006
Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Certainly not.

497
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,508
Oh, well.

498
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,468
How about you?
[ Giggling ]

499
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,887
Everything is in readiness, master.

500
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,848
We merely await your word.

501
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:45,695
- Tonight, my unconventional
conventionists- - [All Chuckling]

502
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:51,701
<i>You are I0 Witness a ne W
breakthrough in biochemical research.</i>

503
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:55,914
And paradise is to be mine!

504
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,500
[All Exclaiming]

505
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,004
[ On P.A. ]
It was strange the way it happened.

506
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:07,050
Suddenly, you get a break.

507
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,721
All the pieces seem to fit into place.

508
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:16,560
What a sucker you've been.
What a fool.

509
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,604
The answer was there all the time.

510
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:23,733
It took a small accident
to make it happen.

511
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,779
An accident! [ Magenta,
Columbia ] Accident!

512
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:30,282
<i>And that's how I discovered
the secret.</i>

513
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,411
That elusive ingredient.

514
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,122
That spark...

515
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,749
that is the breath of life.

516
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,713
Yes.

517
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,884
I have that knowledge.

518
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:52,721
I hold the secret...

519
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,348
to life itself!

520
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:58,226
<i>[ Guests Applauding, Cheering]</i>

521
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,481
[ Exclaims ]

522
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,941
[ Cheering, Applauding]

523
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:08,028
[ Noisemakers Tooting, Rattling ]

524
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:15,285
You see, you are fortunate.

525
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,705
For tonight is the night...

526
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:23,919
that my beautiful creature
is destined to be born!

527
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:28,048
[ Cheering ]
[ Noisemakers Tooting, Rattling ]

528
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:37,307
<i>♪♪ [ Drumroll]</i>

529
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,737
hoopla!

530
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,823
<i>[ Guests Gasping]</i>

531
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:05,794
Throw open the switches
on the sonic oscillator.

532
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,719
And step up the reactor power input...

533
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:17,639
<i>three more points!</i>

534
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,185
<i>[ Electricity Crackling]</i>

535
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,362
[ Strains, Grunts]

536
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,993
[ Gasps ]

537
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,621
Oh, Brad!

538
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,832
It's all right, Janet.

539
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,506
[ Laughing]

540
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,759
[ Exclaims, Laughing]

541
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,846
Oh!

542
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,350
<i>[ Guests Gasping]</i>

543
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,528
[ Gushes ]

544
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,868
[ Panting ]

545
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,954
<i>[ Electronic Squealing]</i>

546
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,630
[Laughing Maniacally]

547
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:34,716
<i>[ Machines Squealing, Buzzing]</i>

548
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,934
<i>[ High-pitched Whine]</i>

549
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:48,021
<i>[ Whine Intensifies]</i>

550
00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:01,868
<i>[ Loud Whooshing]</i>

551
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:21,721
<i>[ Guests Applauding, Cheering]</i>

552
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,024
[ Gasps ]
9h, Rocky!

553
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:36,403
<i>'</i> [ Growls]
- [ Cackling]

554
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:42,992
<i>♪ The sword of Damocles
is</i> hangin' <i>over</i> my <i>head ♪</i>

555
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:48,123
<i>♪ And I've got the feeling</i> someone's
gonna <i>be cuttin' the thread ♪</i>

556
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,417
You idiot!

557
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:54,045
<i>♪ Oh, woe is me ♪</i>

558
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,965
♪ My life is a misery;

559
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,718
<i>♪ Oh-oh, can't you see ♪</i>

560
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,637
<i>♪ That I'm at the start
of a pretty big downer ♪</i>

561
00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:09,144
<i>♪</i> I <i>woke</i> up <i>this mornin' with</i> a start
when I fell <i>out of bed ♪</i>

562
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,855
<i>♪ That ain't no</i> crime <i>♪</i>

563
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,275
<i>♪ And</i> left <i>from</i> my <i>dreaming
was</i> a <i>feeling of</i> unnameable dread <i>♪</i>

564
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,861
<i>♪ That ain't no</i> crime <i>♪</i>

565
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,655
<i>♪ My high is low ♪</i>

566
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,783
<i>♪ I'm dressed up with no</i> place <i>to go ♪</i>

567
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,911
<i>♪ And</i> all I <i>know;</i>

568
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,122
♪ ls I'm at the start
of a pretty big downer;

569
00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,082
[ Frank]
Oh, ROCky!

570
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,501
♪ Oh, no;

571
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,212
<i>♪ Sha-la, la-la That ain't no
crime ♪ ♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪</i>

572
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,841
<i>♪ Sha-la, la-la That ain't
no crime ♪ ♪ Oh, no, no, no;</i>

573
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,593
<i>♪</i> Sha-la, la-la
<i>That ain't no</i> crime <i>♪</i>

574
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,803
<i>♪ That ain't no crime ♪</i>

575
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:48,600
- ♪ The sword of Damocles is hangin'
over my head ♪ - Oh, really!

576
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,935
<i>♪ That ain't no</i> crime <i>♪</i>

577
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,481
<i>♪ And I've got the feeling</i> someone's
gonna <i>be cuttin' the thread ♪</i>

578
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:57,275
<i>♪ That ain't no crime ♪</i>

579
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,445
♪ Oh, woe is me;

580
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,906
<i>♪</i> My life is a <i>mystery;</i>

581
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:06,493
<i>♪ And can't you</i> see <i>♪</i>

582
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:10,914
♪ That I'm at the start
of a pretty big downer;

583
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,415
[ Sobbing ]

584
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:15,418
- ♪ Sha-la, la-la That ain't no
crime ♪ - ♪ Oh, no, n0, n0 ♪

585
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,546
<i>♪ Sha-Ia, Ia-Ia
That ain't no crime, 0h, no ♪</i>

586
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,132
<i>♪ Sha-Ia, Ia-Ia
That ain't no crime ♪</i>

587
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,635
♪ Ain't no crime ♪
[Gushing, Sobbing]

588
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:27,430
- ♪ Sha-la, la-la That ain't
no crime ♪ C♪ Oh, no, no, no;

589
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,642
- ♪ Sha-la, la-la That ain't
no crime ♪ C♪ Oh, no, no, no;

590
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,727
<i>- ♪ Sha-Ia, Ia-Ia That ain't no
crime ♪ C♪ Oh, no, no, Do,!'</i>

591
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,189
<i>♪ Ain't no</i> crime
Sha-la-la <i>♪♪</i>

592
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,525
- <i>[All</i> ] Mmm!
<i>- [Frank] Well, really!</i>

593
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,403
That's no way to behave
on your first day out.

594
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,199
[Whimpers ]

595
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:51,037
But, um, since you're such
an exceptional beauty,

596
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,081
I'm prepared to forgive you.

597
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,709
Ooh!

598
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,962
<i>[ Guests Exclaiming, Applauding]</i>

599
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,089
Oh, I just love success!

600
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,591
He's a credit to your
genius, master. Yes.

601
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,844
A triumph of your will.
Yes.

602
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,428
He's okay.

603
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,184
“Okay”?

604
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:16,980
“Okay”?

605
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,442
I think we can do
better than that.

606
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,528
Come on.

607
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,324
Now, Brad and Janet,

608
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,201
what do you think of him?

609
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,871
Oh. Well,

610
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,623
I don't like men
with too many muscles.

611
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,709
[Guests Chuckling ]

612
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,295
I didn't make him for you!
[Gasps]

613
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:45,008
He carries the Charles Atlas
seal of approval.

614
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,635
[Murmuring, Laughing]

615
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,099
<i>♪♪ [ Piano Fanfare]</i>

616
00:39:56,227 --> 00:40:00,899
<i>♪ A weakling
weighing 98 pounds ♪</i>

617
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,861
<i>♪ Will get</i> sand <i>in his</i> face <i>♪</i>

618
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,447
<i>♪ When kicked to the</i> ground <i>♪</i>

619
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,948
[Chuckling]

620
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:12,118
<i>♪ And soon in the gym ♪</i>

621
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,495
<i>♪ With</i> a <i>determined chin ♪</i>

622
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,749
<i>♪ The sweat from his pores ♪</i>

623
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:23,838
<i>♪ As he works for his cause ♪</i>

624
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,050
<i>♪</i> Will <i>make him glisten ♪</i>

625
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,678
<i>♪ And</i> gleam <i> ♪</i>

626
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,556
<i>♪ And with</i> massage <i>♪</i>

627
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:40,813
<i>♪ And just</i> a little <i>bit of</i> steam <i>♪</i>

628
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,982
[Gushing]

629
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,902
<i>♪ He'll</i> be <i>pink;</i>

630
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,780
<i>♪ And quite</i> clean <i>♪</i>

631
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:53,201
<i>♪</i> He'll <i>be</i> a <i>strong man ♪</i>

632
00:40:54,202 --> 00:41:00,375
<i>♪ Oh, honey, but the wrong man ♪
[ Chorus] ♪ But the wrong man ♪</i>

633
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:04,337
<i>♪ He'll eat nutritious</i> high <i>protein ♪</i>

634
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,965
<i>♪ And swallow raw</i> eggs <i>♪</i>

635
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,092
<i>♪ Try to</i> build up <i>his shoulders ♪</i>

636
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:12,387
<i>♪ His chest, arms</i> and legs <i>♪</i>

637
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:17,183
<i>♪</i> Such <i>an effort
If he only knew of my</i> plan <i>♪</i>

638
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,937
<i>♪</i> In <i>just</i> seven <i>days ♪</i>

639
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:27,610
<i>♪</i> I can make <i>you a man ♪
♪</i> I can <i>make you a man ♪</i>

640
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:31,239
<i>♪</i> He'll <i>do press-ups and chin-ups ♪</i>

641
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,533
<i>♪ Do the snatch,</i> clean <i>and</i> jerk;

642
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,286
<i>♪ He thinks dynamic tension ♪</i>

643
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,914
♪ Must be hard work;

644
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,958
<i>♪ Such strenuous living ♪</i>

645
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,502
♪ I just don't understand ♪

646
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:49,173
<i>♪ When 'm 'gust seven days
oh, baby ♪</i>

647
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:57,015
♪ I can make you a man ♪
[Gushing]

648
00:41:57,223 --> 00:42:00,059
[ Beeping ]

649
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,980
- Ahh! Who? Wha-
- Eddie!

650
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,982
[ Screaming ]

651
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,448
<i>[ Guests Screaming]</i>

652
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,410
[ Engine Stops]

653
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,620
<i>♪♪ [ Rock And Roll]</i>

654
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,124
Whoo!

655
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,961
♪ Whatever happened
to Saturday night ♪

656
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,172
♪ When you dressed up sharp
and you felt all right;

657
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:32,383
♪ It don't seem the same
since cosmic light ♪

658
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,218
<i>♪ Came into</i> my <i>life ♪</i>

659
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,262
<i>♪</i> I <i>thought</i> I <i>was divine ♪</i>

660
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,639
♪ I used to go for a ride
with a chick who'd go ♪

661
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,642
<i>♪ And listen to the</i> music
<i>on the radio ♪</i>

662
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,395
♪ A saxophone was blowin'
on a rock-and-roll show;

663
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:49,275
<i>♪ We climbed in the</i> back seat
Really <i>had</i> a <i>good time ♪</i>

664
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:52,153
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

665
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,947
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

666
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:58,409
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

667
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:01,370
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

668
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,749
[All ]
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

669
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,542
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

670
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:10,254
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

671
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,465
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

672
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,724
Lovely party-

673
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:30,691
<i>♪</i> My <i>head it used to</i> swim
<i>from the perfume</i> I <i>smelled ♪</i>

674
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,611
<i>♪</i> My hands <i>kind of fumbled
with her white plastic belt ♪</i>

675
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,531
<i>♪ I'd taste</i> her baby <i>pink</i> lipstick
and that's <i>when I'd</i> melt;

676
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,784
<i>♪</i> She'd <i>whisper in</i> my <i>ear
tonight she really was mine ♪</i>

677
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,120
<i>♪ Get</i> back <i>in front</i>
and <i>put some</i> hair <i>oil on ♪</i>

678
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:45,039
♪ Buddy Holly was singin'
his very last song ♪

679
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:48,292
♪ With your arms around your girl
you tried to sing along ♪

680
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:49,836
♪ It felt pretty good ♪ Whoo!

681
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,880
<i>♪</i> Really <i>had</i> a <i>good time ♪</i>
[ <i>Squealing</i> ]

682
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,259
[All ]
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

683
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,302
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

684
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:01,681
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

685
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,642
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

686
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,812
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

687
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,690
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

688
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,568
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

689
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,070
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

690
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,454
Huh? Where are you going?

691
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,002
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

692
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,088
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

693
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,466
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

694
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,969
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

695
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,346
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

696
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,641
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

697
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,311
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

698
00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,314
<i>♪ I really love that rock and roll ♪</i>

699
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,317
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

700
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,861
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

701
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,864
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

702
00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:02,992
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

703
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,870
<i>♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪</i>

704
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,748
<i>♪</i> I really <i>love that rock and roll ♪</i>

705
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:11,584
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul ♪

706
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,837
<i>♪</i> I <i>really love that</i> rock <i>and roll ♪♪</i>

707
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,677
- [Screaming]
- [ Shouting ]

708
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:25,806
<i>[ People Screaming]</i>

709
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:32,563
- [ Shrieking]
- [Screaming] No!

710
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:34,565
<i>[ Hacking ]</i>

711
00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,652
<i>[ Columbia Screaming, Sobbing]</i>

712
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:49,747
<i>One from the vaults.
[ Guests Chuck/mg ]</i>

713
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,338
<i>[ Bars Rattling]</i>

714
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,967
on, baby!

715
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,685
Don't be upset.

716
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,690
It was a mercy killing.

717
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,402
He had a certain naive charm...

718
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,737
but no muscle.

719
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,282
[Squeals]

720
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:27,201
<i>♪ But</i> a <i>deltoid ♪</i>

721
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:30,538
<i>♪ And</i> a bicep <i>♪</i>

722
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:35,710
<i>♪</i> A <i>hot</i> groin <i>and</i> a <i>tricep ♪</i>

723
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:39,213
<i>♪</i> Makes <i>me ♪</i>
[ <i>Gushes</i> ]

724
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,673
♪ Shake ♪

725
00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:44,635
<i>♪</i> Makes <i>me</i> want <i>to</i> take
Charles <i>Atlas ♪</i>

726
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,638
<i>♪ By the hand ♪</i>

727
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:51,017
<i>♪</i> In <i>just</i> seven <i>days
oh,</i> baby <i>♪</i>

728
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:57,523
<i>♪</i> I <i>can</i> make <i>you</i> a <i>man ♪</i>

729
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,404
<i>♪</i> I <i>don't</i> want <i>no dissension ♪</i>

730
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:09,410
<i>♪ Just dynamic tension ♪</i>

731
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:15,541
<i>♪ I'm</i> a muscle <i>fan ♪</i>

732
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,961
<i>[ Frank]
♪ In just seven days ♪</i>

733
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:25,009
<i>♪</i> I <i>can</i> make <i>you</i> a <i>man ♪</i>

734
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,345
♪ Dig it if you ♪

735
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,388
♪ Can;

736
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:33,184
<i>♪</i> In <i>just</i> seven <i>days ♪</i>

737
00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:37,188
<i>♪</i> I can make <i>you</i> a <i>man ♪♪</i>

738
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,441
<i>[ Electronic: “Wedding March”]</i>

739
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,786
[ Guests Chanting ]
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

740
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,205
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

741
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,749
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

742
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,001
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

743
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,891
There are those who say
that life is an illusion...

744
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:17,228
and that reality is simply
a figment of the imagination.

745
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:21,440
If this is so, then
Brad and Janet are quite safe.

746
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:27,321
However, the sudden departure
of their host...

747
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,449
and his creation...

748
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:33,786
into the seclusion
of his somber bridal suite...

749
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:39,041
had left them feeling
both apprehensive and uneasy.

750
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:42,878
A feeling which grew
as the other guests departed...

751
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:46,799
and they were shown
to their separate rooms.

752
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,518
[ Clatters, Water Sloshes ]

753
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,776
[Both Chortling]

754
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:21,834
[Chuckling]

755
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,252
<i>[ Wolf Howls]</i>

756
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,337
<i>[Knocking]</i>
[ <i>Gasps</i> ]

757
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,506
Who is it? Who's there?

758
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,804
Oh. [ Brad ] it's
only me, Janet.

759
00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,890
Brad, darling, come in.

760
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,518
Mmm!
Oh, Brad!

761
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,687
[ Both Moaning ]

762
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,814
Yes, my darling!
Oh, but what if-

763
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,066
it's all right, Janet.
Everything's going to be all right.

764
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,695
Oh, I hope so, my darling.
[W0/fH0W/s]

765
00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:51,947
[Yelping, Screaming]

766
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,117
Oh! it's you! [ Frank]
I'm afraid so, Janet.

767
00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,119
But isn't it nice?
Oh!

768
00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:01,415
Oh, you beast! You monster!
What have you done with Brad?

769
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:04,460
Well, nothing.
Why, do you think I should?

770
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:08,339
You tricked me! I wouldn't have.
I've never, never-

771
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,799
[ Crying ]
Yes. Yes, I know.

772
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,885
But it isn't all bad, is it?

773
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,764
I think you really will
find it quite pleasurable.

774
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,182
[ Both Moaning ]

775
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,893
So soft, so sensual.
Stop. I mean, help!

776
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,854
Oh, Brad. Oh, Brad!
Shh.

777
00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,940
Brad's probably asleep by now.

778
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,691
Do you want him to see you
like this?

779
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:31,779
Oh! Like this? Like how?
It's your fault! You're to blame!

780
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,864
[ Sighs ]
I was saving myself.

781
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:38,369
[ Chuckling ] Well, I'm
sure you're not spent yet.

782
00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:39,870
<i>[ Wolf Howling]</i>

783
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,789
Promise you won't tell Brad?

784
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:45,459
Cross my heart
and hope to die.

785
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:49,755
[Moaning, Laughing]

786
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:51,298
<i>[ Both Laughing]</i>

787
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:38,804
[ Sizzles ]
[ Gasps ]

788
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:40,764
[ Hissing]

789
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,601
[Whimpering]

790
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,227
[ Chortling ]

791
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:50,024
[ Laughing]

792
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,900
[Straining, Grunting]

793
00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:52,860
[ Hissing]

794
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,237
[Grunts]

795
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,824
<i>[ Laughing]</i>

796
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:27,936
[Sucking ]
[ Gasps ]

797
00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:38,822
[Janet] Oh, Brad, darling,
it's no good here!

798
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,240
<i>It'll destroy us.</i>

799
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:44,078
Don't worry, Janet.
We'll be away from here in the morning.

800
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,747
Oh, Brad, you're so strong
and protective.

801
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,500
[ Both Chuckling, Moaning]

802
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,502
Wha-

803
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,087
YOu!

804
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:56,173
[ Frank] I'm afraid so, Brad.
But isn't it nice?

805
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:59,510
Why, you-
What have you done with Janet?

806
00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:02,221
Nothing.
Why, do you think I should?

807
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:07,142
You tricked me. I wouldn't have.
I've never, never. Never!

808
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:10,062
Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?

809
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:14,108
Not even half bad.
I think you'll really quite enjoy it.

810
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,484
[ Brad Moaning]

811
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,362
So soft. So sensual.
No, stop, stop. No.

812
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,864
Oh, Janet.
[ Moaning ]

813
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,700
Janefl
Shh!

814
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:27,121
Janet's probably asleep by now.
Do you want her to see you like this?

815
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:31,291
Like this? Like how?
It's your fault! You're to blame.

816
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,752
I thought it was the real thing!

817
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,756
Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.
You liked it, didn't you?

818
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,343
There's no crime in giving yourself
over to pleasure.

819
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:45,472
Oh, Brad, you've wasted
so much time already.

820
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,475
Janet needn't know.
I won't tell her.

821
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,895
You promise you won't tell?

822
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,399
[ Moaning ]
On my mother's grave.

823
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:56,400
<i>[ Device Beeping]</i>

824
00:53:56,483 --> 00:54:00,446
<i>Master, Rocky has broken his chains
and vanished.</i>

825
00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:04,533
The new playmate is loose
and somewhere in the castle grounds.

826
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,120
Magenta has just released the dogs.
[Dogs Barking]

827
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,247
Hmm?Oh

828
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:15,002
Coming! [Chuckling ] Oh!

829
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:20,090
What is happening here?
Where's Brad?

830
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,926
Where's anybody?

831
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,512
<i>[ Dogs Barking]</i>

832
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,559
[ Rocky Whimpering ]

833
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:33,687
Oh, Brad!

834
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:38,609
Brad, my darling. Oh!
How could I have done this to you?

835
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:53,707
Oh! If only we hadn't
made this journey.

836
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:57,294
If only the car hadn't broken down.

837
00:54:57,377 --> 00:55:01,465
Oh! If only we were
amongst friends...

838
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,467
OF sane DEFSOHS.

839
00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:06,345
Oh, Brad.

840
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:11,183
What have they done with him?

841
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,855
<i>Brad.</i>

842
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:20,025
Oh, Brad! How could you?

843
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:23,028
[ Crying 1

844
00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,072
Oh!

845
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,494
<i>[ Rocky Whimpering]</i>

846
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:35,541
<i>[ Whimpering]</i>

847
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,420
<i>[ Janet Gasps ]</i>

848
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:46,760
Oh. But you're hurt.

849
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,639
Did they do this to you?

850
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,061
Here. I'll dress your wounds.

851
00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,857
Poor baby, there. Oh.

852
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:15,664
<i>[ Criminologist] “Emotion:
Agitation or disturbance of mind;</i>

853
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:19,251
vehement or excited mental state.”

854
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:25,716
It is also a powerful
and irrational master.

855
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:30,470
And from what Magenta and Columbia
eagerly viewed on their television monitor,

856
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:36,435
there seemed little doubt
that Janet was indeed its slave.

857
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:39,146
[Together]
Tell us about it, Janet.

858
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:41,899
[ Both Laughing ]

859
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:46,111
<i>♪</i> I <i>was feelin' done in ♪</i>

860
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,323
<i>♪ Couldn't win ♪</i>

861
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:55,913
<i>♪ I'd only</i> ever <i>kissed before ♪</i>

862
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:58,582
You mean she-
Uh-huh.

863
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,627
<i>♪</i> I <i>thought there's no use getting ♪</i>

864
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:05,088
<i>♪ Into heavy petting ♪</i>

865
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:08,175
<i>♪ It only</i> leads <i>to trouble ♪</i>

866
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:11,887
<i>♪ And seat wetting ♪</i>

867
00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:15,891
<i>♪ Now all I Want' f0 know,»</i>
[Laughs]

868
00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:18,560
<i>♪</i> Is <i>how to 90$</i>

869
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:21,772
<i>♪ I've tasted blood
and</i> I want <i>more ♪</i>

870
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,815
[ Together]
More, more, more.

871
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:27,110
<i>♪ I'll put</i> up <i>no resistance ♪</i>

872
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:30,197
♪ I want to stay the distance ♪

873
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,241
<i>♪ We got an “ch to scratch ♪</i>

874
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,786
<i>♪</i> I <i>need</i> assistance <i>♪</i>

875
00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:38,622
<i>♪ Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
touch me ♪</i>

876
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,375
♪ I wanna be dirty;

877
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,252
<i>♪</i> Thrill <i>me,</i> chill <i>me, fulfill me;</i>

878
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,880
<i>♪ Creature of the night;</i>

879
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:54,972
♪ Then if anything grows ♪
[ Giggles ]

880
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:57,599
<i>♪ While you p088 ♪</i>

881
00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:00,936
♪ <i>I'll</i> oil you up
and rub you down ♪

882
00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:03,522
Down, down, down.

883
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:06,692
<i>♪ And that's just
one</i> small <i>fraction ♪</i>

884
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,611
<i>♪ Of the main attraction ♪</i>

885
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:12,197
♪ You need a friendly hand ♪

886
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,700
<i>♪ And</i> I <i>need action ♪</i>

887
00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,744
<i>♪ Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
touch me ♪</i>

888
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:20,288
♪ I wanna be dirty;

889
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:23,000
<i>♪</i> Thrill <i>me,</i> chill <i>me, fulfill me;</i>

890
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,961
<i>♪ Creature of the night;</i>

891
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,505
<i>♪ Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
touch me ♪</i> [Laughing]

892
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,049
♪ I wanna be dirty;

893
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:34,011
<i>♪</i> Thrill <i>me,</i> chill <i>me, fulfill me;</i>

894
00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:35,846
<i>♪ Creature of the night;</i>

895
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:39,808
Oh! ♪ Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
touch me ♪

896
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:42,019
♪ I wanna be dirty;

897
00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:44,938
- ♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me ♪
- [ Laughing ]

898
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,649
<i>♪ Creature of the night;</i>

899
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:50,277
Creature of the night.

900
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,030
Creature of the night?

901
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,657
Creature of the night.

902
00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,493
Creature of the night.

903
00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:01,121
Creature of the night.

904
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,582
<i>♪ Creature of the night;</i>

905
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,292
Creature of the night.

906
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,962
<i>♪ Creature of the</i> night <i>♪♪</i>
[ Moans ]

907
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,299
[ Riff Raff Whimpering ]

908
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,052
[Grunting]

909
00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,471
Mercy!

910
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:22,142
[Yelps ]
How did it happen?

911
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,187
I understood
you were to be watching.

912
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,524
I was only away for a minute,
master.

913
00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:34,112
Well, see if you can find him
on the monitor.

914
00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:38,825
[ Mutters ]

915
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,954
<i>[ Riff Raff]
Master.</i>

916
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,665
<i>Master, We have a visitor.</i>

917
00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:52,839
<i>[ Brad ]
Hey! Scotty!</i>

918
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,218
[Laughs]
Dr. Everett Scott.

919
00:59:56,301 --> 01:00:00,013
You know this earthling-
this... person?

920
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:04,267
I most certainly do. He happens
to be an old friend of mine.

921
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,770
I see.

922
01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:09,523
So this wasn't simply
a chance meeting.

923
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,984
You came here
with a purpose.

924
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:17,197
I told you, my car broke down.
I was telling the truth.

925
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,075
I know what you told me, Brad.

926
01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:25,288
But this Dr. Everett Scott,
his name is not unknown to me.

927
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:27,749
He was a science teacher
at Denton High School.

928
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,168
And now he works for your
government, doesn't he, Brad?

929
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,755
What? He's attached to the
Bureau of Investigation...

930
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:36,842
of that which you call U.F.O.'s!

931
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:40,387
Isn't that right, Brad?
He might be. I don't know.

932
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,848
The intruder is entering
the building, master.

933
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:50,522
He'll probably be in-
in the Zen Room.

934
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,154
<i>A ch]</i>

935
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:00,740
Shall we inquire of him in person?

936
01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:07,038
[Grunts]

937
01:01:07,122 --> 01:01:09,916
[Power Humming]

938
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,002
<i>A ch]</i>

939
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,818
Great Scott!

940
01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:41,072
<i>[ Engine Zooming]</i>

941
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,329
<i>[ Wheels Screech/ng ]</i>
[ Crash ]

942
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,290
Frank-N-Furter.

943
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,792
We meet at last.

944
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,338
Dr. Scott!

945
01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:58,965
Brad. What are you doing here?

946
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:03,136
Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

947
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,473
You know perfectly well
what Brad Majors is doing here.

948
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,892
It was part of your plan, was it not,

949
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:12,938
that he and his female
should check the layout for you?

950
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:18,109
Well, unfortunately for you all,
the plans are to be changed.

951
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:22,405
<i>I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.</i>

952
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,033
I know Brad is.

953
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:29,412
I can assure you that Brad's presence
here comes as a complete surprise to me.

954
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,539
I came here to find Eddie.

955
01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:34,751
Eddie? I've seen him. He's-
Eddie?

956
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:36,836
What do you know of Eddie,
Dr. Scott?

957
01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:40,757
I happen to know a great deal
about a lot of things.

958
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,885
<i>You see, Eddie
happens to be my nephew.</i>

959
01:02:43,969 --> 01:02:44,886
[ Gasps ]

960
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:47,472
<i>[ Rocky Groans]
[ Janet Gasps ]</i>

961
01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,976
Dr. Scott.

962
01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:56,564
- Janet!
- Dr. Scott!

963
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,108
- Janet!
- Brad!

964
01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,442
Rocky!

965
01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,361
- Janet!
- Dr. Scott!

966
01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:03,029
- Janet!
- Brad!

967
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,447
Rocky!

968
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:05,865
- Janet!
- Dr. Scott!

969
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,033
- Janet!
- Brad!

970
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,369
Rocky!

971
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:12,372
Listen! I made you,

972
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,583
and I can break you just as easily.

973
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:18,670
[ Loud Clang ]

974
01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:22,382
Master! Dinner is prepared!

975
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:26,553
Excellent.

976
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:32,017
<i>Under the circumstances,
formal dress is to be optional.</i>

977
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:39,816
<i>Food has always played a vital role
in life's rituals.</i>

978
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:44,654
The breaking of bread, the last meal
of the condemned man...

979
01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:48,616
and now this meal.

980
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,661
<i>[ Criminologist]
However informal it might appear,</i>

981
01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:56,249
<i>you can be sure there was to be
very little bonhomie.</i>

982
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:14,934
<i>[ Lid Clatters]</i>

983
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,438
[ Silverware, Glasses Rattle ]

984
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:31,993
[ Electric Knife Whirring ]

985
01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:52,305
[Whirs]

986
01:04:57,602 --> 01:05:01,773
<i>[ Whirring]</i>

987
01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:15,745
A toast.

988
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:20,166
<i>- 7'0 absent' friends.
- To absent friends.</i>

989
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,713
And Rocky.

990
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:34,305
<i>[ Scraping, Clattering]</i>

991
01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:37,559
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

992
01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:40,395
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

993
01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,938
♪ Happy birthday, dear Rocky;

994
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,190
<i>[ Janet] _ ♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪♪ Sha“ we'?</i>

995
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,750
<i>[ Cart Clatters]</i>

996
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,753
We came here to discuss Eddie.

997
01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:09,382
- Eddie!
- [ Whirring]

998
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:13,386
That's a rather tender subject.

999
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,722
<i>Another slice, anyone?</i>

1000
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,272
Excuse me.

1001
01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:33,281
<i>[ Columbia Screaming]</i>

1002
01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:35,909
<i>[ Sobbing ]</i>

1003
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,996
I knew he was in with a bad crowd,
but it was worse than I imagined.

1004
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,539
<i>Aliens.
Huh'?</i>

1005
01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:42,749
[ Together]
Dr. Scott!

1006
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,210
Go on, Dr. Scott.

1007
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,714
<i>Or should</i> / <i>say Dr. van $0012'?</i>

1008
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:53,092
<i>Just what exactly are you implying?</i>

1009
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,094
It's all right!
But; Dr. Scott'.

1010
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:58,097
That's all right, Brad.
[ Chuckles ]

1011
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,435
[ Slow Tempo ]
♪ From the day he was born ♪

1012
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,815
<i>♪ He was trouble ♪</i>

1013
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:13,780
<i>♪ He was the thorn ♪</i>

1014
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:17,951
<i>♪ In his “mutter's” side ♪</i>

1015
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:22,622
<i>♪</i> She <i>tried in</i> vain <i>♪</i>

1016
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,880
♪ But he never caused her
nothing but shame ♪

1017
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:34,717
<i>♪ He</i> left <i>home ♪</i>

1018
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:38,179
<i>♪ The day she died ♪</i>

1019
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:40,181
[ Up-beat Tempo ]
♪ From the day she was gone ♪

1020
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,518
<i>♪ All he</i> wanted <i>♪</i>

1021
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,521
<i>♪ Was rock-and-roll porn ♪</i>

1022
01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:49,482
<i>♪ Und a motorbike ♪</i>

1023
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:54,112
<i>♪ Shooting up junk ♪</i>

1024
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:57,532
<i>♪ He was</i> a <i>low-down</i>
cheap <i>little</i> punk <i>♪</i>

1025
01:07:57,615 --> 01:08:02,662
♪ Taking everyone for a ride ♪

1026
01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:06,291
♪ When Eddie said
he didn't like his teddy ♪

1027
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:09,085
♪ You knew he was a no-good kid ♪

1028
01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:12,338
♪ But when he threatened your life
with a switchblade knife ♪

1029
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,756
- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Makes you cry ♪

1030
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,717
<i>♪ Undmxd;</i>

1031
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,970
♪ Everybody shoved him ♪

1032
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:22,265
<i>♪</i> I very nearly <i>loved him ♪</i>

1033
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:25,059
♪ I said, hey, listen to me;

1034
01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:28,229
<i>♪ Stay sane inside insanity ♪</i>

1035
01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:33,610
<i>♪ But he baked the door
and threw away the key ♪</i>

1036
01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:35,737
<i>♪ But</i> he <i>must've been</i> drawn <i>♪</i>

1037
01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:39,073
<i>♪ Into something ♪</i>

1038
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,994
<i>♪</i> Making <i>him</i> warn <i>me ♪</i>

1039
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:46,205
- ♪ In a note which reads ♪
- ♪ What's it say, What's it say ♪

1040
01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:47,749
<i>[ Eddie's Voice]
♪ I'm out of my head,r</i>

1041
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,378
<i>♪ Oh, hurry, or! may be dead ♪</i>

1042
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:57,175
<i>♪ They mustn't carry out
their evil deeds ♪</i>

1043
01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:59,260
<i>[ Screaming ]</i>

1044
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,804
♪ When Eddie said
he didn't like his teddy ♪

1045
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,182
♪ You knew he was a no-good kid ♪

1046
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:07,560
But when he threatened your life
with a switchblade knife ♪

1047
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,479
- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Makes you cry ♪

1048
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,272
<i>♪ Undmxd;</i>

1049
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:14,150
♪ When Eddie said
he didn't like his teddy ♪

1050
01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,486
♪ You knew he was a no-good kid ♪

1051
01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:20,031
♪ But when he threatened your life
with a switchblade knife ♪

1052
01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:23,993
<i>♪ What a QUY ♪</i>

1053
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,953
<i>♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪</i>

1054
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:28,247
♪ M k
[ Crisis you Cry ♪

1055
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:30,541
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

1056
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:34,253
<i>♪ undmxd;</i>

1057
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:38,966
<i>♪ Edtfie N'</i>

1058
01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,968
[Chuckles]
Oh.

1059
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:49,977
[Janet Screaming ]

1060
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,940
Oh. Rocky!

1061
01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:58,277
How could you?

1062
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:01,280
[Janet Screaming ]

1063
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,660
[ Screaming Continues]

1064
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:08,329
Quick! This way! This way!

1065
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:10,748
[ Both Laughing ]

1066
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,333
Shut up!

1067
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:17,004
<i>♪ I'll tell you once</i>
I <i>won't</i> tell <i>you twice ♪</i>

1068
01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:20,842
;“YoukibefiervWseLn>
JanetVW§ss;\ [vvhknpefing]

1069
01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:24,554
<i>♪ Your</i> apple <i>pie
don't taste too</i> nice <i>♪</i>

1070
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:28,057
<i>♪</i> You'd better <i>wise</i> up
Janet <i>Weiss ♪</i>

1071
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,809
[ Groans ]

1072
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:38,443
[ Screaming ] ♪ I've laid the
seed It should be all you need ♪

1073
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:40,653
<i>♪ You're</i> as <i>sensual as a</i> pencil <i>♪</i>

1074
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,238
<i>♪</i> Wound up like an E
<i>or first string ♪</i>

1075
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:45,199
♪ When we made it
did ya hear a bell ring ♪

1076
01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:49,120
<i>♪ You got</i> a block
Well, <i>take my advice ♪</i>

1077
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:52,665
<i>♪</i> You'd better <i>wise</i> up
Janet <i>Weiss ♪</i>

1078
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:57,253
<i>♪ The transducer</i>
will <i>seduce</i> ya <i>♪</i>

1079
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,005
[ Power Crackles ]

1080
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,133
My feet! I can't move my feet!

1081
01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:05,511
My wheels!
My God, I can't move my wheels.

1082
01:11:06,929 --> 01:11:09,182
It's as if we're glued to the spot.

1083
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,434
You are.

1084
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:15,062
So quake with fear,
you tiny fools.

1085
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,899
[ Crying 1
Oh, we're trapped.

1086
01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:20,401
<i>♪ It's something you'll get used to ♪</i>

1087
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,529
<i>♪</i> A <i>mental mind-fuck can</i> be nice <i>♪
[Shrieks] No!</i>

1088
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:27,074
<i>[ Dr. Scott] You w0n't find Earth
people quite the easy mark you imagine.</i>

1089
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,243
<i>This sonic transducer,</i>

1090
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:33,790
His,I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory,
physiomolecular transport device?

1091
01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:35,833
You mean-
Yes, Brad.

1092
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,420
It's something we ourselves have been
working on for quite some time.

1093
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:43,508
But it seems our friend here
has found a means of perfecting it.

1094
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:47,136
A device which is capable
of breaking down solid matter...

1095
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,597
and then projecting it
through space...

1096
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:54,477
and, who knows,
perhaps even time itself.

1097
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,313
You mean he's gonna
send us to another planet?

1098
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,525
<i>♪</i> Planet <i>schmanet, Janet;</i>

1099
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:04,320
<i>♪</i> You'd better <i>wise</i> up
Janet <i>Weiss ♪</i>

1100
01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:08,491
♪ You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up ♪

1101
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,284
<i>♪ You'd better</i> wise up <i>♪</i>

1102
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:12,578
And then she cried out-

1103
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,915
Stop!

1104
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,501
<i>[ Metallic Clanking]</i>

1105
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:24,423
<i>♪ Don't get hot and flustered ♪</i>

1106
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:28,886
<i>♪ Use a b“ oi mustard ♪</i>

1107
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:31,848
♪ You're a hot dog ♪

1108
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:37,270
<i>♪ But you'd better not
try to hurt her ♪</i>

1109
01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,481
<i>♪ Frank Furter ♪</i>

1110
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,526
<i>[ Dr. Scott]
♪ You're a hot dog ♪</i>

1111
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:48,990
♪ But you'd better not
try to hurt her;

1112
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:52,451
<i>♪ Frank Furter ♪</i>

1113
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,871
<i>♪ You' re a hot dog- ♪♪</i>

1114
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:55,788
<i>[ Machine Squeals]</i>

1115
01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:01,377
<i>My God! I can't stand
any more of this.</i>

1116
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,462
First, you spurn me for Eddie,

1117
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,382
and then you throw him off
like an old overcoat for Rocky.

1118
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:09,760
<i>You chew people up,
and then you spit them out again.</i>

1119
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:12,471
I loved you.

1120
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,891
<i>Do you hear me? I loved you.</i>

1121
01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:18,686
And what did it get me?
Yeah, <i>I'll</i> tell you- a big nothing.

1122
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:21,063
You're like a sponge.
You take, take, take...

1123
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:23,232
and drain others
of their love and emotion.

1124
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,026
Well, I've had enough!

1125
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:27,153
You've gotta choose
between me and Rocky-

1126
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,322
so named because of
the rocks in his head.

1127
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,951
- Mmm!
- [ Machine Squeals]

1128
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,084
It's not easy having a good time.

1129
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:46,339
<i>[ Machine Squeals]</i>

1130
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,804
Even smiling
makes my face ache.

1131
01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:59,894
And my children turn on me.

1132
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,606
Rocky's behaving
just the way that Eddie did.

1133
01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:11,072
Do you think I made a mistake splitting
his brain between the two of them?

1134
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:13,950
<i>[ Magenta ]
I grow weary of this world!</i>

1135
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:16,953
When shall we return
to Transylvania? Huh?

1136
01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:20,665
Magenta,

1137
01:14:20,748 --> 01:14:24,543
I am indeed grateful to both you
and your brother, Riff Raff.

1138
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:27,296
You have both served me well.

1139
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,758
Loyalty such as yours
shall not go unrewarded.

1140
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:36,472
You will discover that, when the mood
takes me, I can be quite generous.

1141
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:40,142
I ask for nothing, master.

1142
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:43,479
And you shall receive it
in abundance!

1143
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:49,110
Come. We are ready
for the floor show.

1144
01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:54,782
<i>[ Elevator Motor Whirring]</i>

1145
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:23,227
<i>[ Criminologist] And so, by
some extraordinary coincidence,</i>

1146
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:26,147
fate, it seemed, had decided
that Brad and Janet...

1147
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:30,317
should keep that appointment
with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott.

1148
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:32,611
But it was to be in a situation...

1149
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:35,948
which none of them
could have possibly foreseen.

1150
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:40,411
And just a few hours
after announcing their engagement,

1151
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,622
Brad and Janet had both tasted...

1152
01:15:45,332 --> 01:15:47,293
forbidden fruit.

1153
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:54,258
This in itself was proof that
their host was a man of little morals...

1154
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,802
and some persuasion.

1155
01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:02,141
What further indignities
were they to be subjected to?

1156
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:07,563
And what of the floor show
that had been spoken of?

1157
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,442
In an empty house...

1158
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:14,612
in the middle of the night?

1159
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:17,406
What diabolical plan...

1160
01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:21,577
had seized
Frank's crazed imagination?

1161
01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:26,290
What indeed?

1162
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:28,584
From what had gone before,

1163
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:33,881
it was clear that this
was to be no picnic.

1164
01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:37,468
<i>♪♪ [ Rock And Roll]</i>

1165
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:01,367
[Squeals]

1166
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:06,288
<i>♪ It was</i> great
when <i>it</i> all began <i>♪</i>

1167
01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:10,209
<i>♪</i> I <i>was</i> a regular Frankie <i>fan ♪</i>

1168
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:14,922
♪ But it was over
when he had the plan ♪

1169
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:19,301
<i>♪ To start a-workin' on</i> a <i>muscleman ♪</i>

1170
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:23,305
♪ Now the only thing
that gives me hope ♪

1171
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:28,269
<i>♪</i> Is <i>my love of</i> a <i>certain dope ♪</i>

1172
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:29,854
<i>♪ Rose tints</i> my <i>world ♪</i>

1173
01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:35,067
<i>♪</i> Keeps me <i>safe
from</i> my <i>trouble and</i> pain <i>♪</i>

1174
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:40,447
<i>♪ I'm just seven hours old ♪</i>

1175
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:43,742
<i>♪</i> Truly <i>beautiful to behold ♪</i>

1176
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:48,706
♪ And somebody should be told ♪

1177
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:52,751
<i>♪</i> My libido <i>hasn't</i> been <i>controlled ♪</i>

1178
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:56,422
<i>♪ Now the only</i> thing
<i>I've come to trust ♪</i>

1179
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,885
<i>♪</i> ls an <i>orgasmic rush of lust;</i>

1180
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,054
<i>♪ Rose tints</i> my <i>world ♪</i>

1181
01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:07,641
<i>♪ And</i> keeps <i>me safe
from my trouble and</i> pain <i>♪</i>

1182
01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:14,899
♪ it's beyond me ♪

1183
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:18,861
♪ Help me, MOmmY ♪

1184
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:22,823
♪ I'll be good, you'll see ♪

1185
01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:27,203
<i>♪ Take this dream</i> away <i>♪</i>

1186
01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:29,538
<i>♪ What's this ♪</i>

1187
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,916
<i>♪ Let's see ♪</i>

1188
01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:35,669
<i>♪</i> I <i>feel sexy ♪</i>

1189
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:39,465
♪ What's come over me ♪

1190
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:43,093
Whoo! <i>♪ Here it</i> comes again <i>♪</i>

1191
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:46,096
[Means]

1192
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:50,142
<i>♪</i> I feel <i>released ♪</i>

1193
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:53,604
<i>♪ Bad times</i> deceased <i>♪</i>
[ <i>Chuckles</i> ]

1194
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:57,107
<i>♪</i> My <i>confidence has increased ♪</i>

1195
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,570
<i>♪ Reality is here ♪</i>

1196
01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:06,116
<i>♪ The game has been disbanded ♪</i>

1197
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,495
<i>♪</i> My <i>mind has been expanded ♪</i>

1198
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:13,123
<i>♪ it's</i> a <i>gas that Frankie's landed ♪</i>

1199
01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:18,629
<i>♪ His lust</i> is so <i>sincere ♪</i>

1200
01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:20,965
[ Kisses ]

1201
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,468
<i>♪♪ [ Drumroll]</i>

1202
01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:28,055
<i>♪♪ [ Trumpet Fanfare]</i>

1203
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:38,190
<i>[ Morse Code Beeping]</i>

1204
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,667
<i>♪ Whatever happened ♪</i>

1205
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,628
♪ To Fay WFHY ♪

1206
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,755
<i>♪ That delicate ♪</i>

1207
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:06,427
<i>♪ Sam-draped flame ♪</i>

1208
01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:11,932
<i>♪ As it</i> clung <i>to her thigh ♪</i>

1209
01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:17,271
<i>♪ How</i> I <i>started to cry ♪</i>

1210
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:21,650
<i>♪ 'Cause</i> I <i>wanted to be dressed ♪</i>

1211
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:25,571
<i>♪ Just the same ♪</i>

1212
01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:29,825
♪ Give yourself over;

1213
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:34,038
<i>♪ To absolute pleasure ♪</i>

1214
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:37,333
<i>♪</i> Swim <i>the warm waters ♪</i>

1215
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:41,420
<i>♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪</i>

1216
01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:44,340
<i>♪ Erotic nightmares ♪</i>

1217
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:48,594
<i>♪ Beyond any measure ♪</i>

1218
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:52,014
<i>♪ And sensual daydreams ♪</i>

1219
01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:56,685
<i>♪ To treasure forever ♪</i>

1220
01:20:56,769 --> 01:21:01,982
<i>♪ Can't you just see it;</i>

1221
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:06,737
<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh ♪</i>

1222
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:08,030
[Means]

1223
01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:10,240
<i>[ Water Splashes ]</i>

1224
01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,701
<i>[ Harp Glissando ]</i>

1225
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,915
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1226
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,835
<i>;Beu:</i>

1227
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:26,173
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1228
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:30,552
<i>;Beu:</i>

1229
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,138
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1230
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,975
<i>;Beu:</i>

1231
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:41,313
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1232
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,608
<i>;Beu:</i>

1233
01:21:45,609 --> 01:21:50,114
<i>♪ D0n't dream it,r</i>

1234
01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:52,908
<i>;Beu:</i>

1235
01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:56,453
<i>[All]
♪ Don't dream it;</i>

1236
01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:00,249
<i>;Beu:</i>

1237
01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:03,335
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1238
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:07,756
<i>;Beu:</i>

1239
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,801
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1240
01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:15,097
<i>;Beu:</i>

1241
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:18,517
♪ Don't dream it ♪

1242
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:22,354
£5617,»

1243
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:23,856
<i>Ach/
JV [Singing Continues]</i>

1244
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,442
We've got to get...

1245
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,402
out of this trap...

1246
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:32,364
<i>before this decadence...</i>

1247
01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:36,535
<i>saps our wills.</i>

1248
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:40,372
I've got to be strong...

1249
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:43,041
<i>und</i> try to hang on.

1250
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:47,754
<i>Or else my mind...</i>

1251
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,924
<i>may well snap.</i>

1252
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:54,428
<i>Und</i> my life will be lived...

1253
01:22:56,722 --> 01:23:04,771
♪ For the thrill ♪

1254
01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:09,776
♪ It's beyond me ♪

1255
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:12,237
♪ Help me, MOmmY ♪

1256
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,324
<i>♪ God Mess ♪</i>

1257
01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:20,204
<i>♪</i> Lili <i>St. Cyr;</i>

1258
01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:22,664
♪ My, my. my ♪

1259
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,166
<i>♪</i> M-my, <i>my, my, mY ♪</i>

1260
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:25,792
<i>♪ My, my, my, myr</i>

1261
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:26,835
<i>♪</i> My-ay <i>♪</i>

1262
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:28,837
<i>♪ I'm</i> a <i>wild and an untamed thing ♪</i>

1263
01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:31,298
<i>♪ I'm</i> a bee <i>with</i> a <i>deadly sting ♪</i>

1264
01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:33,717
<i>♪ You get</i> a <i>hit</i>
and your <i>mind goes “ping” ♪</i>

1265
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,220
♪ Your heart'll thump
and your blood will sing ♪

1266
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:38,639
♪ So let the party
and the sounds rock on ♪

1267
01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:41,475
<i>♪</i> We're gonna shake <i>it</i>
till <i>the</i> life <i>has</i> gone <i>♪</i>

1268
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:45,354
♪ Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain ♪

1269
01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:50,817
[All ] <i>♪</i> We're a <i>wild
and</i> an <i>untamed</i> thing <i>♪</i>

1270
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:53,070
<i>♪ We're</i> a <i>bee</i> with a <i>deadly</i> sting <i>♪</i>

1271
01:23:53,153 --> 01:23:55,697
<i>♪ You get</i> a <i>hit</i>
and your <i>mind goes “ping” ♪</i>

1272
01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:58,158
♪ Your heart'll thump
and your blood will sing ♪

1273
01:23:58,242 --> 01:24:00,410
♪ So let the party
and the sounds rock on ♪

1274
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,372
<i>♪</i> We're gonna shake <i>it</i>
till <i>the</i> life <i>has</i> gone <i>♪</i>

1275
01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:08,502
♪ Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain ♪

1276
01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:10,504
<i>♪♪ [ Saxophone ]</i>

1277
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:20,889
<i>♪ We're</i> a wild <i>and</i> an <i>untamed</i> thing <i>♪</i>

1278
01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:23,684
<i>♪ We're</i> a <i>bee</i> with a <i>deadly</i> sting <i>♪</i>

1279
01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:26,019
<i>♪ You get</i> a <i>hit</i>
and your <i>mind goes “ping” ♪</i>

1280
01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,854
♪ Your heart'll thump
and your blood will sing ♪

1281
01:24:27,938 --> 01:24:30,524
♪ So let the party
and the sounds rock on ♪

1282
01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:33,193
♪ We're gonna shake it
till the life has gone, gone, gone ♪

1283
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:38,323
<i>♪ Rose tint</i> my <i>world</i>
Keep me <i>safe from my trouble and pain ♪♪</i>

1284
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:40,867
Hey!

1285
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:44,913
<i>♪ Frank-N-Furter ♪</i>

1286
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:48,000
<i>♪ It's all over ♪</i>

1287
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:51,503
<i>♪ Your mission is</i> a <i>failure ♪</i>

1288
01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:55,215
<i>♪ Your lifestyle's too extreme ♪</i>

1289
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:58,635
♪ I'm your new commander;

1290
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
♪ You now are my prisoner;

1291
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:05,017
<i>♪ We return to Transylvania ♪</i>

1292
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:11,356
<i>♪ Prepare the transit</i> beam <i>♪♪</i>

1293
01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,192
<i>[ Frank]
Wait!</i>

1294
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,364
I can explain.

1295
01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,040
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1296
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:43,305
<i>♪♪ [ Piano, Slow Tempo]</i>

1297
01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:53,315
♪ On the day I went away;

1298
01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:57,444
<i>♪ Good-bye A'</i>

1299
01:25:57,527 --> 01:26:00,864
♪ Was all I had to say;

1300
01:26:00,947 --> 01:26:04,034
[All]

1301
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,664
♪ I want to come again and stay;

1302
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:12,000
♪ on, my, my:

1303
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:18,548
<i>♪</i> Smile and <i>that</i> will mean I <i>may;</i>

1304
01:26:18,632 --> 01:26:22,636
<i>♪ May-W A'</i>

1305
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:25,055
♪ 'Cause I've seen ♪

1306
01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:27,349
<i>JON?</i>

1307
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:33,605
<i>♪</i> Blue skies <i>through the</i> tears <i>♪</i>

1308
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:37,818
_;~ In my eyes;
- [Yawns]

1309
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,820
<i>♪ And</i> I realize <i>♪</i>

1310
01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:45,826
<i>♪ I'm</i> going <i>home ♪</i>

1311
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:53,959
<i>[Chorus]
of QU/I/Tg hQ/'nej</i>

1312
01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:04,594
[ Frank]
♪ Everywhere, it's been the same ♪

1313
01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:09,224
<i>[ Chorus ]
♪ Feeling ♪</i>

1314
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:12,894
<i>♪</i> Like <i>I'm outside in the rain ♪</i>

1315
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:16,231
<i>♪ Wheeling ♪</i>

1316
01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:20,193
<i>♪ Free to try and find a game ♪</i>

1317
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:23,280
<i>♪ Dealing ♪</i>

1318
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:26,074
♪ Cards for sorrow ♪

1319
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:31,204
<i>♪ Cards for pain ♪</i>

1320
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,792
♪ 'Cause I've seen ♪

1321
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,044
<i>JON?</i>

1322
01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:40,547
<i>♪ Blue</i> skies <i>♪</i>

1323
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:44,009
<i>♪ Through the tears ♪</i>

1324
01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,136
<i>♪</i> In <i>my eyes ♪</i>

1325
01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:50,640
<i>♪ And</i> I realize <i>♪</i>

1326
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:56,062
<i>♪ I'm</i> going <i>home ♪</i>

1327
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:04,821
[With Chorus]
♪ I'm going home ♪

1328
01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:11,536
<i>♪ I'm</i> going <i>home ♪</i>

1329
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:25,634
<i>♪ I'm</i> going <i>home ♪♪</i>

1330
01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:28,845
<i>[ Audience Applauding]</i>

1331
01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:32,808
[ Cheering ]
Bravo! Bravo!

1332
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:35,393
<i>[ Applause, Cheering Continue]</i>

1333
01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:45,654
<i>[ Cheering, Applause Fade]</i>

1334
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,406
How sentimental.

1335
01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:02,587
[ Riff Raff] And also
presumptuous of you.

1336
01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:06,383
You see,

1337
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:10,470
when I said “we”
were to return to Transylvania,

1338
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:13,098
I referred only
to Magenta and myself.

1339
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:17,519
I'm sorry, however, if you
found my words misleading.

1340
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:18,728
But, you see,

1341
01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:22,065
you are to remain here-

1342
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:24,776
in spirit anyway.

1343
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:29,656
- <i>[ Dr. $002'! ] Go00' hea vens, Ihafs a
laser.</i> - <i>[ Riff Raff] Yes, Dr. $0027'.</i>

1344
01:29:29,739 --> 01:29:34,327
A laser capable of emitting
a beam of pure anti-matter.

1345
01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:37,122
<i>[ Brad ]
You mean you're going to kill him?</i>

1346
01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:41,001
What's his crime? You saw
what became of Eddie.

1347
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:43,253
Society must be protected.

1348
01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:45,839
Exactly, Dr. Scott.

1349
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:48,925
<i>And now, Frank-N-F utter,
your “me has some.</i>

1350
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:52,470
<i>Say good-bye to all of this...</i>

1351
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:58,435
and hello to oblivion.

1352
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:12,324
<i>[ Columbia Screaming]</i>

1353
01:30:13,366 --> 01:30:15,493
[Whimpers ]
No.

1354
01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:19,581
No. No!

1355
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:26,338
<i>[ Shrieks, Whimpering]</i>

1356
01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:29,633
[ Screaming ]

1357
01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:30,550
[ Screams ]

1358
01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:37,015
<i>[ Curtain Clattering]</i>

1359
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:45,231
<i>[ Rocky Groaning]</i>

1360
01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:47,817
[Whimpering]

1361
01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:57,327
<i>♪♪ [ Chorus Vocalizing]</i>

1362
01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,913
[Whimpering]

1363
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:06,920
[ Sobbing ]

1364
01:31:28,608 --> 01:31:30,944
[Grunting]

1365
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:44,082
[ Rocky Screaming ]

1366
01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:51,756
<i>[ Brad ]
Good God!</i>

1367
01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:54,467
You killed them.

1368
01:31:54,551 --> 01:31:58,763
But I thought you liked them.
They liked you.

1369
01:31:59,806 --> 01:32:02,058
They didn't like me!

1370
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:05,895
They never liked me!

1371
01:32:05,979 --> 01:32:07,939
You did right.

1372
01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:25,498
A decision had to be made.

1373
01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:27,584
You're okay by me.

1374
01:32:28,918 --> 01:32:30,837
Dr. Scott,

1375
01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:35,467
I'm sorry about your...
nephew.

1376
01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,386
Eddie?

1377
01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:40,805
Yes, well, perhaps
it was for the best.

1378
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:42,891
[Laughs]

1379
01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:48,229
You should leave now, Dr. Scott,
while it is still possible.

1380
01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:54,110
We are about to beam the entire house
back to the planet of Transsexual...

1381
01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,863
in the galaxy of Transylvania.

1382
01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:01,159
Go.

1383
01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,161
Now.

1384
01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:13,421
<i>[ Magenta Laughing]</i>

1385
01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:17,592
<i>Our noble mission
is almost completed,</i>

1386
01:33:17,675 --> 01:33:22,514
my most... beautiful sister.

1387
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:25,433
And soon we shall return...

1388
01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:30,105
to the moon-drenched shores
of our beloved planet.

1389
01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:32,774
Ah.

1390
01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:36,194
Sweet Transsexual.

1391
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,073
Land of night.

1392
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:47,163
To sing and dance once more
to your dark refrain.

1393
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:53,920
To take that...

1394
01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:58,466
step to the right.

1395
01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:00,260
Hah!

1396
01:34:00,343 --> 01:34:03,763
But it's the pelvic thrust-

1397
01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:07,642
<i>♪ That</i> really <i>drives you insane ♪</i>

1398
01:34:07,725 --> 01:34:10,895
<i>[ Magenta ]
And our world...</i>

1399
01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:15,066
<i>will do the time warp again!</i>

1400
01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:17,402
[ Both Cackling ]

1401
01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:25,243
<i>[ Engines Roaring]
[ Magenta, Riff Raff Laughing]</i>

1402
01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:56,107
<i>JV [Ends]</i>

1403
01:34:58,526 --> 01:35:00,486
[ Speaking Lyrics]
♪ And crawling ♪

1404
01:35:02,030 --> 01:35:04,032
<i>♪ On the planet's</i> face <i>♪</i>

1405
01:35:05,408 --> 01:35:07,368
<i>♪</i> Some <i>insects ♪</i>

1406
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,872
<i>♪ Called the</i> human race <i>♪</i>

1407
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:15,710
<i>♪ Lost 'm “me ♪</i>

1408
01:35:19,005 --> 01:35:21,216
<i>♪</i> And <i>lost in</i> space <i>♪</i>

1409
01:35:22,258 --> 01:35:24,260
<i>♪ And meaning ♪</i>

1410
01:35:25,386 --> 01:35:33,895
<i>[ Chorus]
♪ Meaning ♪♪</i>

1411
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:39,150
<i>♪♪ [ Piano Tinkling]</i>

1412
01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:47,784
<i>[ Lips ]
♪ Science fiction ♪</i>

1413
01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:54,082
<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

1414
01:35:56,417 --> 01:36:00,380
<i>♪ Frank has built and ♪</i>

1415
01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:06,386
<i>♪ Lost his creature ♪</i>

1416
01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:11,891
<i>♪ Darkness has conquered ♪</i>

1417
01:36:13,851 --> 01:36:17,939
<i>♪ Brad and Janety</i>

1418
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:23,778
<i>♪ The servants gone to ♪</i>

1419
01:36:25,113 --> 01:36:28,283
<i>♪ A distant planet ♪</i>

1420
01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:33,705
<i>♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

1421
01:36:34,706 --> 01:36:37,583
<i>♪ At the late-night ♪</i>

1422
01:36:37,667 --> 01:36:40,378
<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

1423
01:36:40,461 --> 01:36:42,880
<i>♪ Picture show;</i>

1424
01:36:42,964 --> 01:36:46,092
<i>♪ I wanna g0 ♪</i>

1425
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:50,388
<i>♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

1426
01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:54,767
<i>♪ To the late-nighty</i>

1427
01:36:54,851 --> 01:36:57,186
<i>♪ Double feature ♪</i>

1428
01:36:57,270 --> 01:37:03,109
<i>♪ Picture show ♪♪</i>

1429
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:52,533
<i>♪♪ [ “The Time Warp”]</i>

1430
01:38:27,026 --> 01:38:30,822
<i>♪♪ [ Slows Down]</i>

1431
01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:33,032
<i>♪♪ [ Drum Beats, Piano Tinkles]</i>

1432
01:38:34,075 --> 01:38:35,576
<i>JV [Ends]</i>

1433
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:36,661
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